Literally, a throne.

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“I closed my eyes for 2, maybe 3 minutes, definitely not more than 4 minutes and when I opened them I just didn’t have time to stop”

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XXXTREME PAINTERS!!…are a dying breed :(

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“Hey lady, I just build & install the steps. What happens after that ain’t my problem.”

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It takes a very special crane operator to perform this maneuver.

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This work is covered under the “5 or 5” warranty program. The warranty’s good for 5 seconds or 5 feet, whichever comes first!

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Telecom CEO – “Ok gang, we saved a fortune by slashing customer service costs. I want more ideas along the same lines…”

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