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Breaking “NEWS”- Unsung Heroes: Angela Cloud February 24, 2012Angela Cloud did her best not to seem bored as she listened to a coworker talk about having his dog put down.
- Gym Teacher Ensures Class Bouncing Whiffle Balls On A Parachute Is A Sport February 23, 2012Gym Teacher Ensures Class Bouncing Whiffle Balls On A Parachute Is A Sport
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- Infographic: Apple Vows To End Unsafe Labor Practices February 23, 2012Amidst charges that Apple employs numerous Chinese factories that mistreat and underpay their employees, Apple CEO Tim Cook vowed to ensure the safety and fair compensation of the people who make the company’s popular iPods, iPads, and iPhones. ...
- [audio] Green Bay Taxi Driver Has Seen 'Whole Heck Of A Lot' February 23, 2012Green Bay Taxi Driver Has Seen 'Whole Heck Of A Lot'
- Handlers Constantly Reminding Gingrich To Stay On Uninspiring, Belittling Message February 23, 2012PHOENIX—As Newt Gingrich continues to cede ground to Rick Santorum, the former House speaker's campaign team has responded by advising him to stay focused on the belligerent, mean-spirited message that has long been the hallmark of his presidential ...
- American Voices: Scientists Create Lab-Grown Meat February 23, 2012Dutch scientists have started using stem cells to grow muscle tissue in hopes of producing the first-ever synthetic-meat hamburger later this year.
- Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other February 23, 2012AKRON, OH—According to witnesses, a tight-knit group of five female friends spent a wild night on the town Saturday, overindulging in emotionally supportive behavior and generally validating the living shit out of each other. Confirming the women ge...
- SAN ANGELO, TX—The obnoxious drunk hitting on Lloyd’s girl was in need of a serious beating, but it’d have to wait until he hit the gym for a couple more months. February 23, 2012SAN ANGELO, TX—The obnoxious drunk hitting on Lloyd’s girl was in need of a serious beating, but it’d have to wait until he hit the gym for a couple more months.
- TV Listings: Ace Of Lasagnas February 22, 2012Food 8:30 p.m. EST/7:30 p.m. CST Executive chef Ruff Goldstein rushes to create a lasagna that looks like a flock of penguins for an event at the Columbus Zoo.
- Obama: No Option Off The Table Except Snatching Iran's Leaders With Hook Lowered From Plane And Flying Them To Washington February 22, 2012WASHINGTON—A resolute President Obama warned Tuesday that if Iran remained unwilling to halt its nuclear program, the United States would consider any and all options at its disposal short of whisking away the Islamic republic's leaders using a hook...
- Area Man Hears Self Say He's A 'Big Chicken Pot Pie Guy' February 22, 2012Area Man Hears Self Say He's A 'Big Chicken Pot Pie Guy'
- [video] Leaf From "Tree Of Life" Frontrunner For Best Actor Oscar February 22, 2012On Star Fix, entertainment insiders say this might be the year Hollywood's favorite leaf, which has appeared in more than 60 films, finally takes home the Academy Award.
- Letters To The Editor: Best Spaghetti February 22, 2012Dear The Onion, My wife makes the best spaghetti in the world. How do I get her to make it more often without having to admit that I like it? Randolph Tiggs, Chicago
- American Voices: Negative Advertising More Frequent In 2012 Primary February 22, 2012According to the ad-tracking firm Kantar Media/CMAG, the percentage of Republican primary attack ads increased from 6 percent in 2008 to 50 percent in 2012.
- Nation Trying, Okay? February 22, 2012NEW YORK—Pushed to the breaking point after constantly being taken to task for its shortcomings without ever hearing so much as a word of thanks for everything it does around here, an overwhelmed and infuriated nation announced Wednesday that it was...
- [audio] Crush Lasts Nearly Entire Bus Ride February 22, 2012Crush Lasts Nearly Entire Bus Ride
- Little League World Series to Begin Testing Players For Mustaches February 22, 2012Little League World Series to Begin Testing Players For Mustaches
- Unsung Heroes: Margerie Hempstead February 21, 2012While watching a young mother struggle with her a child at the local pharmacy, Margerie Hempstead respectfully held herself to a disapproving glare instead of explaining the proper way she would raise a child.
- Unsung Heroes: Angela Cloud February 24, 2012
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- MMA Fighter Unfortunately Discovers True Love For First Time On Morning Of Big Fight February 21, 2012TERRE HAUTE, IN—In an unfortunate instance of ill-timing, mixed martial artist Pat Schrode finally discovered the feeling of true, unrequited love Saturday morning just hours before his fight with Kyle Hendrix.
- Arena Sound Guy Given Cousin's Demo To Play During Timeouts February 20, 2012Arena Sound Guy Given Cousin's Demo To Play During Timeouts
- Suspicious-Looking Duffel Bag Spotted On Magic Bench Just Glen Davis February 19, 2012ORLANDO—The Orlando Magic were forced to evacuate the Amway Center prior to their game against Milwaukee Friday after team officials called security to investigate a large, suspicious duffel bag that turned out to be forward Glen Davis.
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- NASCAR Driver's Parents Pay For Congratulatory Message On Side Of Son’s Car February 18, 2012NASCAR Driver's Parents Pay For Congratulatory Message On Side Of Son’s Car
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- New Sitcom To Feature Blocking Tight End Living With Pass-Catching Tight End February 17, 2012LOS ANGELES—CBS executives announced Friday they have ordered a full season of a new show called Loose Ends, a situation comedy about a buttoned-down NFL tight end known for his blocking ability who lives in a condo with his brash young teamm...
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- Suns Ownership Continually Dropping Hints To Steve Nash That He Should Demand Trade February 14, 2012Suns Ownership Continually Dropping Hints To Steve Nash That He Should Demand Trade
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