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Breaking “NEWS”- WATERTOWN, MA—Ethan Hodgson, 29, felt pretty great after traveling an unprecedented nine stops as the most attractive guy on the 71 bus. February 25, 2012WATERTOWN, MA—Ethan Hodgson, 29, felt pretty great after traveling an unprecedented nine stops as the most attractive guy on the 71 bus.
- TV Listings: Divine Design February 24, 2012HGTV 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST Watch as Candice and her crew take a weekend to transform a young couple's home into a Supercuts.
- Wheelchair-Basketball Players Stunned By Thunderous Slam Dunk February 24, 2012Wheelchair-Basketball Players Stunned By Thunderous Slam Dunk
- [video] Facebook To Permit Users To Change Privacy Settings Only If They Guess Word Contained In Locket Worn By Mark Zuckerberg February 24, 2012Female friends spend a raucous night validating the living shit out of each other, an exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing her fingers together, and a 5-year old wants to be an overworked Haitian nanny when he grows up.
- Frightened Man Wakes Up Knowing Exactly Where He Is February 24, 2012Frightened Man Wakes Up Knowing Exactly Where He Is
- Confused Milwaukee Bucks Have No Idea What To Do After Rebounding Basketball February 24, 2012NEW YORK—Shrugging their shoulders and looking helplessly at each other, baffled players on the 22-35 Milwaukee Bucks had no idea what to do with the basketball Wednesday following a defensive rebound by center Andrew Bogut.
- Statshot: What Petition Are We Signing? February 24, 2012What Petition Are We Signing?
- Police Report: Sexual Assault Numbers Under Control, Unless You Count The Super Brutal Ones February 24, 2012LOS ANGELES—The Los Angeles Police Department confirmed Friday that incidences of sexual assault in 2010 have plummeted to record lows, that is, if one excludes the attacks that are just really awful and merciless.
- Magazine: Startling Pigeons And 16 Other Uses For A Trombone February 24, 2012Startling Pigeons And 16 Other Uses For A Trombone
- American Voices: Obama Proposes Lowering Corporate Tax Rate February 24, 2012In an attempt to raise revenues, President Obama proposed a plan that would simplify the corporate tax code, lower the corporate tax rate from 35 percent to 28 percent, and eliminate numerous loopholes.
- Report: Your Favorite Player Took Steroids February 24, 2012NEW YORK—Representatives from Major League Baseball, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, the National Hockey League, and several other major sporting organizations announced Tuesday that a study conducted...
- [audio] Area Man Somehow Less Popular Than He Was In High School February 24, 2012Area Man Somehow Less Popular Than He Was In High School
- Unsung Heroes: Angela Cloud February 24, 2012Angela Cloud did her best not to seem bored as she listened to a coworker talk about having his dog put down.
- Gym Teacher Ensures Class Bouncing Whiffle Balls On A Parachute Is A Sport February 23, 2012Gym Teacher Ensures Class Bouncing Whiffle Balls On A Parachute Is A Sport
- Great Team Chemistry No Match For Great Team Biology February 23, 2012
- Area Man Finally Finds Good Reason To Hate Co-Worker He Hates February 23, 2012Area Man Finally Finds Good Reason To Hate Co-Worker He Hates
- Infographic: Apple Vows To End Unsafe Labor Practices February 23, 2012Amidst charges that Apple employs numerous Chinese factories that mistreat and underpay their employees, Apple CEO Tim Cook vowed to ensure the safety and fair compensation of the people who make the company’s popular iPods, iPads, and iPhones. ...
- [audio] Green Bay Taxi Driver Has Seen 'Whole Heck Of A Lot' February 23, 2012Green Bay Taxi Driver Has Seen 'Whole Heck Of A Lot'
- Handlers Constantly Reminding Gingrich To Stay On Uninspiring, Belittling Message February 23, 2012PHOENIX—As Newt Gingrich continues to cede ground to Rick Santorum, the former House speaker's campaign team has responded by advising him to stay focused on the belligerent, mean-spirited message that has long been the hallmark of his presidential ...
- American Voices: Scientists Create Lab-Grown Meat February 23, 2012Dutch scientists have started using stem cells to grow muscle tissue in hopes of producing the first-ever synthetic-meat hamburger later this year.
- WATERTOWN, MA—Ethan Hodgson, 29, felt pretty great after traveling an unprecedented nine stops as the most attractive guy on the 71 bus. February 25, 2012
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- Gym Teacher Ensures Class Bouncing Whiffle Balls On A Parachute Is A Sport February 23, 2012Gym Teacher Ensures Class Bouncing Whiffle Balls On A Parachute Is A Sport
- Great Team Chemistry No Match For Great Team Biology February 23, 2012
- Little League World Series to Begin Testing Players For Mustaches February 21, 2012Little League World Series to Begin Testing Players For Mustaches
- MMA Fighter Unfortunately Discovers True Love For First Time On Morning Of Big Fight February 21, 2012TERRE HAUTE, IN—In an unfortunate instance of ill-timing, mixed martial artist Pat Schrode finally discovered the feeling of true, unrequited love Saturday morning just hours before his fight with Kyle Hendrix.
- Arena Sound Guy Given Cousin's Demo To Play During Timeouts February 20, 2012Arena Sound Guy Given Cousin's Demo To Play During Timeouts
- Suspicious-Looking Duffel Bag Spotted On Magic Bench Just Glen Davis February 19, 2012ORLANDO—The Orlando Magic were forced to evacuate the Amway Center prior to their game against Milwaukee Friday after team officials called security to investigate a large, suspicious duffel bag that turned out to be forward Glen Davis.
- Office Prick Returns From Fantasy Camp February 19, 2012Office Prick Returns From Fantasy Camp
- Fan On The Street: On Lance Armstrong’s Second-Place Triathlon Finish February 19, 2012On Lance Armstrong’s Second-Place Triathlon Finish
- NASCAR Driver's Parents Pay For Congratulatory Message On Side Of Son’s Car February 18, 2012NASCAR Driver's Parents Pay For Congratulatory Message On Side Of Son’s Car
- Tom Brady Cruelly Consolidates Power By Marrying Sister Off To Twisted But Influential Kevin Youkilis February 18, 2012BOSTON—While acknowledging Tom Brady’s decision to betroth his sister Julie to savage, lecherous Kevin Youkilis may be morally repugnant on a personal level, Boston sports analysts said Thursday the move should consolidate the superstar’...
- Strongside/Weakside: Jeremy Lin February 18, 2012Since coming out of nowhere two weeks ago, Jeremy Lin has rejuvenated the Knicks, reignited interest in basketball, and become a bona fide phenomenon.
- Hampered Kevin Garnett To See Age Specialist February 18, 2012Hampered Kevin Garnett To See Age Specialist
- New Sitcom To Feature Blocking Tight End Living With Pass-Catching Tight End February 17, 2012LOS ANGELES—CBS executives announced Friday they have ordered a full season of a new show called Loose Ends, a situation comedy about a buttoned-down NFL tight end known for his blocking ability who lives in a condo with his brash young teamm...
- Sportsgraphic: What To Look For In NASCAR This Year February 17, 2012
- Knicks Doctors Continue Carefully Reinjuring Carmelo Anthony's Groin February 17, 2012NEW YORK—As the Jeremy Lin phenomenon continues to lift hopes and spirits among the Knicks faithful and basketball fans nationwide, team doctors are doing everything they can to maintain the unusually high level of morale by painstakingly and method...
- Randy Moss Awkwardly Asks Brad Childress For Letter Of Recommendation February 16, 2012Randy Moss Awkwardly Asks Brad Childress For Letter Of Recommendation
- [video] Injured Derrick Rose Will Play Next Game Strapped To Gurney February 16, 2012After another bite of sour fish, Doc struggles to hold down the Jeremy Lin trade, Derrick Rose in a gurney, and the wusses on the Mariners.
- Suns Ownership Continually Dropping Hints To Steve Nash That He Should Demand Trade February 14, 2012Suns Ownership Continually Dropping Hints To Steve Nash That He Should Demand Trade
- Gym Teacher Ensures Class Bouncing Whiffle Balls On A Parachute Is A Sport February 23, 2012
