It’s not as bad as it looks, he works for the local power company.

OMG, look! They have Pompeinjecios!

This dream idea came to fruition because of 4 little words, “Now Hear Me Out…”

That sign is Russin for “The Entrance is Not Here, It’s on the Other Side of the Building, Under the Green Canopy. Thank You, Come Again.”

“Miss…I think your problem is what we in the business like to call, ‘Unpredictable Foot Hole Maker’. That’ll be $300.”

Top Notch Contractors, LLC…For All Your Notching Needs, Big or Small!

Now 1,000,002 uses…who knew?

Literally, a throne.

“I closed my eyes for 2, maybe 3 minutes, definitely not more than 4 minutes and when I opened them I just didn’t have time to stop”

XXXTREME PAINTERS!!…are a dying breed :(

“Hey lady, I just build & install the steps. What happens after that ain’t my problem.”

It takes a very special crane operator to perform this maneuver.

This work is covered under the “5 or 5″ warranty program. The warranty’s good for 5 seconds or 5 feet, whichever comes first!

Telecom CEO – “Ok gang, we saved a fortune by slashing customer service costs. I want more ideas along the same lines…”

This is a picture I like to call “Trust”.

Did they build the bridge then say “Hey, this would be a great place for an apartment building”?

Old meets new

Safety goggles are a must when working with electricity…in water…on an aluminum ladder

So unsafe. He should be using a 2×10.

Very dangerous. No caution cones.

Look Mom, No Brains

Ladders?…He don’t need no stinkin’ ladders

A true feat of engineering

Unemployed comedian. Your s*** is his bread & butter.

Proud member of the Ankle Holders Union – Local 503

Remember, a safety spotter is essential when working on ladders

What could possibly go wrong?

Another instance of progress harming mankind

Off Topic: A Job Well Done

Which came first…?

“Captain Obvious” strikes again

Instructional Photo: How to trap yourself in a corner

Now’s the time to find a new contractor

Bank with us and you’ll never pay ATM fees again!

…and don’t go around either, just turn back.

…at least it’s handcrafted

You need to fire your contractor if this happens.

A bit cruel…

It doesn’t feel good, does it?

They had a bad day…

A perfect place for tea anytime. Before the 5:15. Today.

Hope you don’t like your bumpers nice and shiny.

What, no assistants? (pun intended)

Missed it by that much…